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Seven best attributes/skills:
1. Makes a mean roast chicken.
2. Also, mean fried chicken.
3. Ass that don’t quit.
4. Can throw up in public without anyone noticing.
5. Can talk anyone down to half-price.
6. Very good at spelling.
7. Teeth are pretty white.